Dress your Kid as a Toilet for Fun and Profit

Here's one that might interest any unreasonably cruel parents out there. Thanks to popular fancy dress depot Buycostumes.com, you can dress your child up (or an amiable dwarf) as a living, walking, breathing, and possibly dancing toilet.

Unfortunately this costume does not ship with functional plumbing so you'd be wise to pack a can or two of Oust in case your moving toilet stays stationary too long outside of a closing pub.

How exactly you'll convince your child to dress up like a bog and follow you around town, aside from confiscating all other clothing, is a bit of a mystery. It is however hilarious and we urge you all to purchase one of these and humiliate your children right now.

It's just under $50, so that's around 25 squids.