Malignant Mole Bikini Scares You Out of the Sun

From Fiona Carswell, the same guilt-inducing designer who brought us that Smoking Jacket that shows the effects of smoking on a pair of illustrated lungs, now here's the Malignant Mole Bikini, whose ghastly melanomas begin to fade in as you get more and more sun exposure. What good is this thing, anyway?